have a wonderful weekend!
Tuesday, November 26
Some classic answers from Larry's Just-a-minute quiz.
Actual answers given to the bold Larry Gogan (Irish Radio Presenter).
1) Something a blind man might use?
A Sword
2) A Song with the word Moon in the title?
Blue Suede Moon
3) Name the Capital of France?
F
4) Name a bird with a long Neck?
Naomi Campbell
5) Name an occupation where you might need a torch?
A burglar
6) Where is the Taj Mahal?
Opposite the Dental Hospital
7) What is Hitlers first name?
Heil
9) Some famous brothers?
Bonnie and Clyde.
10) A dangerous race?
The Arabs
11) Something that floats in a bath?
Water
12) An item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers?
A horse
13) Something you wear on a beach?
A deckchair
14) A famous Royal?
Mail
15) Something that flies that doesn't have an engine?
A bicycle with wings
16) A famous bridge?
The Bridge Over Troubled Waters
17) Something a cat does?
Goes to the Toilet
18) Something you do in the bathroom?
Decorate
19) A method of securing your home?
Put the kettle on
20) Something associated with pigs?
The Police
22) Something people might be allergic to?
Skiing
23) Something you do before you go to bed?
Sleep
24) Something you put on walls?
A roof
25) Something Slippery?
A conman
26) A kind of ache?
A fillet of fish
27) A Jacket Potato topping?
Jam
28) A food that can be brown or white?
A potato
29) A famous Scotsman?
Jock
31) Something you open other than a door?
Your bowels
anyway. just before the weekend, bea and i were listening to the ben folds live cd (very good indeed i might add) and before the song brick he explains whats its about and its completely changed the way we see it now. what we thought was a song about how he and his girlfriend were breaking up and trying to cope with the situation, he actually explains its about "when he and his girlfriend had to get an abortion whilst they were at high school." that its not a political statement about abortion or anything just the stuff they went through at the time.
it just makes the song so much sadder. and even better to listen to him singing it live.
i'm at collegiate campus which won't mean anything to most of you, but this is scary new territory for me! i have managed to find the room and stuff already so i thought i would just catch up on the blog while i wait for the lecturet to start. last night we went to the fat cat ( a very cool pub, seeling real beer) and ended up taking part in the pub quiz. did you know that during the 100years war, there were 3 kings on the english throne who were called henry?
Monday, November 25
the weekend has been a weird on! saturday was one of the best days i've had for ages and ages - andy and i went to meadowhall to do a mystery shopper visit and also to soak up the atmosphere of pre-christmas stress, babies getting fed up, women dragging men around and the like - fortunately we were unsuccessful and thoroughly enjoyed ourselves! on our way home we got kidnapped by James Bond and spent two and a half hours with him at the cinema - not the most difficult of kidnappings! then we went to ant and carolines's which was ace.
sunday started off great with me joining a gym and then going to a rowing class with rach - hard work and i can feel it in my back today! we then had a LUSH lunch back at ours and then things went a bit wrong - marriage is so much harder than people let you in on. BUT... people love us so much and that is amazing - the support that i discovered last night when i went to our celebration was wonderful - i felt really encouraged. andy and i managed to let the sun go down on our anger and hurt but it was all sorted by the time we went to bed (the issues are still there but we were in places of forgiveness and comforting each other).
i got the tram to work today - still very exciting!
only four more weeks of term left including this one - then the party really begins. for those who read about my worries of war breaking out and my cousing being sent away - abigail has told me that the weather isn't good at the moment so war is unlikely - apparently they will wait till spring (!?!)
Friday, November 22
anyway, i have put some links on the site over to your right and down a bit which means you can support breast cancer, hungry animals etc. i will also get the hunger site on this blog as well. hope you are all well.
Thursday, November 21
anyway, just been doing a round of blog catching up and found some really cool stuff matt parkins has been blogging , especially with what he called "counterfiet God" and the theology of law - revelation not theory. good stuff.
also something amusing at the bottom of the page about how to deal with marketing crap that comes at us all day everyday. definietly worth a read
this is ant clifford at work. he and his family are going through it judging by today's post on their blog so i think those who believe in the power of God should get praying. i feel poorly today and don't get why this healing thing isn't as easy as getting a can of diet coke out the machine. BUT... i have had a partial healing for my asthma and i don't need to go and see the chest specialist any more, and i'm cutting down on my inhalers and i'm still well - yee ha! God is good! also not taking any antihistamines and i'm not allergic to my house - hooray!
this made me think lots. mostly think about my sister's boyfriend who is wonderful - a black guy - incredibly sensitive, funny, gentle, immense integrity, honest, generous, fun, handsome, loyal, committed.
it's good to be reminded of someone - that way you instantly enter the realm of prayer which cannot do anything other than bless the person who came to mind. hope J is blessed today!
may not be going to london this weekend after all as money problems have stopped us getting the car in time. not good.
Tuesday, November 19
YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE AND I THINK YOU ARE AMAZING - YOU ARE PARTICULARLY SEXY IN CERTAIN ITEMS OF 80s CLOTHING TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this is all bits cut out of an email i wrote taht it thight might be worth putting up here
anyway, stuff with church has been getting a little interesting recently in relation to structures or their attempted lack of. not sure how much you know, although jen might have mentioned it, but bea, simon, and especially me are trying to do this whole church thing as something that is not a clearly defined structure, with the admin etc that st tms and church in general likes to put into things, but is more about making people responsible for what they eat. this book bea has called on eating by susie orbach which talks about eating when you're hungry and stopping when you're full, and also when you are hungry, stop and think to yourself, "what am i hungry for?", as a way of building healthy eating patterns.
anyway, this book has been a significant help in bea (and the many other women bea has converted to it!) and being able to eat healthily. i was thinking about this, and aplied it to how we do church and realised that so often, we are just fed a massive meal every sunday with a few snacks in between, during the week, and that all of this stuff we were expected to turn up to, to "be good and finish your plate" as all children get told (in england at least - a little less practical in america although a lot do!). i also noticed some friends of ours who have a 6 month old baby, which they had to feed each day, several times a day, he needed discipline, he needed telling when he needs to eat, he needed baby food, not meat.
and it all suddenly dawned on me. if we are mature enough, we should be able to be responible for our diets, that we know when to eat, when to stop, what we want, what is balanced, what is unhealthy, what makes us fat, what we enjoy. in 1 Corinthians 3:2 it talks about poeple not being able to eat meat yet. and there we see people, new christians who are hungry all the time, people that need others to tell them when to eat, when not to eat, to give them structured meal times, to check they have a balanced diet because they arent mature enough to do it themselves.
the problem being that a lot of people never got out of the mind set they were brought up on which was, be fed, eat what you're given, dont think about what it is, just eat it. people never took responsibilty for what they eat and ended up eating too much inappropriate food with very little exercise to burn it off.
and what simon, bea and i are wanting to see happen is get poeple to a place where they can ask themselves, "how do i feed on God? what do i want to eat today? am i getting a complete, balanced and healthy diet?" we are all different poeple with different tastes and requirements. whilst there some spiritual chicks that need someone else to go out, find food and be fed lots so they can grow up quickly and healthily, there are loads who have eaten to much to be able to fly!
the difficulty being, how do we model this? all people have ever known is the standard church structures that provide the big meals and take away a lot of choice and so personal responability. i'm not saying structures are bad at all, but they are there to provide a specific purpose - to build a framework for healthy eating when we grom up and become responsible for our own eating. no baby would ever work out how to feed itself, cloth itself, learn to walk etc, but need adults to teach it these things so it can do them for itself and then pass it on to its children. dan cooper had a good picture of a hermit crab. the shell it uses for protection works well for it, but there comes a time when it needs to lose its shell and find a structure that does not limit its growth.
so how do you break out of these structures when people have them so ingrained in their minds? how do you make people responible for what they eat? the difficulty i have is, that a lot of this stuff really is a teaching that needs modelling, a pattern as you described the, a blueprint for what He wants His church to look like. by its very nature, it can't be something a small group or clusters focus' on to look at, but needs to be something that breaks small group boundaries down and says, its "i'm not about structures - you know how to eat properly, take responsibilty for what you eat. if you dont like eating sausages, dont eat them. but find a source of protein you do like".
like the hermit crab, this is not to say we live an undisciplined and unstructured life, but one where we actively take responsibilty for what we do and dont do.
and i think this is where a lot of the stuff i wrote a while ago in the "nu church essay" comes in, about saying to people, be creative in what you do, be yourself. break down the church structures that confine you so much. meet with God in the ways YOU meet God, not in the few ways possible so far. and in all this we'll see the freedom that allows others that won't go near a church structure (whether thats a small group or a literal building) to be a part of the body at large. it also allows people to be creative and be themselves in how they meet with God. and it will create so many expressions of peoples lives with God, such a rich diversity of relationships that people cant help but see God and His people living in freedom, creativity, honesty and integrity, and that is attractive.
i hate the idea of preaching if i think of it as standing in front of a church and talking. but if i think of it as writing things on a blog that others can read and comment back to me on, then cool. its makes me read the bible, look things up, think about what it says, "meditating upon scriptures" if you will. and all this in a way thats me, that allows me to worship the Father in Spirit and in Truth.
LOTR 2 is out next month - the trailer looks incredible, and again is very timely - almost eerily so! In the trailer we see Strider talking to a king of the people who is saying how he refuses to risk open war, and Strider responds by saying, "war is upon you, whether you risk it or not". Andy has a lot to say about this and I'm sure he will tempt you with his tit-bits of thought in this blog, but for me, I just see so much war everywhere - in relationships, families, countries, cultures, terrorism, religion etc and it is foolish in my eyes to even assume that we are not likely to go to war. i hope that we don't - my cousin Tim is training at Sandhurst and it really worries me about where he might get sent to in the event of war breaking out. I also think that there must be other otions, which have not yet been exhausted, for peacekeeping. While we were in texas there was a press conference we heard about which said that 18th November was a proposed date for war on iraq. Well, that's today and it would seem that we are not going to war... yet.
My Dad called us on friday to see how we are doing - he is a wonderful Dad and i'm really looking forward to spending time with him at Christmas (probably doing a jigsaw!)
I don't have a lot else to say! Those of you from texas who are reading this will be excited to hear that we made mexican breakfast yeaterday and it was amazing! We had some friends round to share it with and thay totally agreed with how lush it was!!!! Lots of love to Pinks if he has joined you - I hope you're not takng him skinny dipping!!
Friday, November 15
so... i also have been browsing the web and i have come accross a site called killing the buddha which is a non-religious but exploratory on-line magazine about religion, God, blah blah. i think it is well worth a look for believers or not - it may screw with your head and fill your conversations with provocative statements, but then we all want to be like barnaby anyway, don't we?!
anton may be staying the weekend - hooray!
and here i am perpetuating the idea that the web is just a page of links to other pages full of links....
man, if anyone reads this blog ever again... sorry bea...
ps - i'll be ther ant, although i prefer the marshall jackhammer to a rat.
You are Hobbes! You're a bit too mellow to be an incarnation of Calvin, but you're still his best pal. You don't mind having fun, though, and enjoy playing tricks on your friends when they least expect it. Take the What Calvin are You? Quiz by contessina_2000@yahoo.com! |
i am hobbes. i new it!
as long as i dont read the headlines too much in which case i guess i become one of calvins more psychotic incarnations.
i also came out as a CO2 bomb... kinda middling...
well anyway, friday is upon us and the weekend is nigh.
actually, some odd things've happened to me in the past few days. if you remember a while ago on this very blog i demonstarated my complete lack of knwoledge of current affairs with the firestrike in particular. this did shock me a little, and although i didnt do anything about it at the time, reading the blog bea made recently mentioning the guardian website, i thought, maybe i could spend a few minutes a day going there and reading the headlines. and given that the whole country is going on about the war in iraq, i thought it might be a good idea to find out what all the fuss is about.
so i went to the website, and read a few headlines about the al-queada (sp?), bin ladens message from the grave, the bali bomber being as pleased as punch, a pentagon hawks slating of europe for being too liberal, scary-ass warnings sent to any country that sides with the "butchers in the whitehouse" or whatever they said, blair saying about all the bomb threats we get everyday. once i got over the fact not a lot of them were as antiwar as i'd expect from the guardian, i found myself thinking things that i maybe shouldnt and getting really opinionated.
fortunately i wont be airing them here... other than that, now i've read the papers once or twice i've found i'd rather be ignorant than opinionated and judgemental.
Thursday, November 14
which muppet are you?
and here is the star wars personality one...:
which star wars character are you?
anyway, it is pretty miserable in sheffield at the mo as my wife has pointed out. not sure whether its wet enough to get a bus home or not... hopefully.
anyway, blogs... mat p... he had this link to one of those websites that have those pointlessly amusing quiz things that ask you a few qustions (not disimilar to myers-brigs or belbin in a sense) and then tells you which muppet you are. it also offers you the html to put in your blog, so here goes (with a certain sense of apprehension)...
You are Kermit! | |
well if that didnt work, i was kermit.
theres also one about which star wars character, and just to dispel any comments that you may be thinking, i wasnt chewbakka, but actually han solo. i just noticed, chewbakka, as in chewing baccy, the bizarre practice of chewing huge wads of tobacco in your mouth. i guess not a coincidence...
anyway, lets see if the html thing worked...
ant, caroline and ben clifford's blog - a fine specimen of an expertly designed and beautifully presented template! there is even a webcam of the lovely ant. do not be deceived - although he looks miserable a lot on his webcam he assures me he is smiling on the inside. i did notice yesterday that he received a phonecall which made his eys light up and he was smiling and smiling and smiling and...
it is happening: WE'RE LIVING CHURCH!! - YIPPEE!!
sheffield is dreary and damp at the moment - i would even go as far as to say that the air is moist but i know so many people who hate the word 'moist'! andy and i got the tram to work this morning - i still get excited when i use the trams! the trams are good as well because there are always enough free newspapers to go round unlike on the buses where they only provide about 5 and these tend to get trampled under foot somehow (but only when it is raining!)
Tuesday, November 12
all that remains is to let it sit for a week or two and then crack one open and see if its even vagually drinkable. to be honest, dan and i arent holding out a lot of hope for it. we thought about calling it "devil's piss" for obvious reasons, but maybe it'll be alright in the end. we'll try a new one tomorrow and hopefully do it right this time.
other than that, not a lot happening, still waiting for our new car - we've seen a couple out on the roads which has been quite exciting.
Monday, November 11
last week we bought a car and not just any old banger! we decided to splash out and after my spectacular haggling skills we have purchased a wonderful rover! we pick it up next week.
other news is that today i have been enjoying a day at home being a house-wife/lady of leisure. i looked after the lovely ben clifford as well so now i smell of sick!! he is growing at a very fast pace and caroline is developing arms like those arnie scwartzneger (joking!!).
i think having a day off has sent me a bit loopy! i made a granary loaf today which i am looking forward to trying - the first time i've made granary as normally i would just make a white loaf.
Friday, November 8
andy is on the hunt for empty beer bottles - his brew needs to be bottled soon, maybe even this weekend! i think it smells disgusting!
one last thing before i go and grab a diet coke to keep me functioning! the picture that andy has put below is great but i would just like to make you aware that i don't have giant red marks filling my legs!! the film got wet in the camera and i think this is the result!
penny (my mum-in-law) called yesterday and has been looking at our blog - SHE IS A SUPERSTAR!!!!!!
good to here of lots of stuff happening in terms of people just organising there own things, and others going along to them... bottling the beer tomorrow hopefully although its still bubbling away so maybe its not quite finished yet. i guess that'll give us time to get enough bottles to put it all in!
just to say, the online gallery has been further updated with lots of scanned pics of (amongst others) our time tubing down rivers drinking beer and eating beef jerky! as usual a pic to whet your appetite...
which should now open it in a new window if i got the html right!
Thursday, November 7
A man accidentally shot his adult son with his Father's Day handgun (which the son had loaded before gift-wrapping) (Coraopolis, Pa., June).
Mothers in Jackson, Wis., and Port Richey, Fla., shot their sons (ages 9 and 10, respectively) with BB rifles in object lessons taken too far (August; September).
A man accidentally fired his hunting bow, driving an arrow into the skull of his 11-year-old daughter, but she survived (Muncie, Ind., September).
An 8-year-old boy was taken away by child welfare officials in September after his stepfather shamelessly admitted that he had used a stun gun on the boy for being late for school (Sweeny, Texas).
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(bea)i've mentioned this site before, but couldn't make it a link. here's another try at linking it but you can always copy and paste it into your internet address bar!
(bea)woo hoo!! andy is a genius! i'm so pleased that he's got the pictures up and running. now you can see our time in america and work out for yourself what we got up to! it seems like we were there for so long that most of it has become a blur - apart from the people who were and are still amazing and wonderful and unforgettable!
I went on to a freebie site today to see if i could get anything cool but it was all a bit naff, or if it was cool there was a catch! I spend so much of my day on the internet due to students failing to turn up! At least i still get paid!!
Wednesday, November 6
there are still a few holes where i've not got the photo sorted out quite yet, and none of the photo captions/ descriptions are done yet either, but as a small taster of a photo, here is one of a very rainy day in houston, tx where there are people actually tubing down the street!!
you can even click on the picture to take you there...(!) the wonders (and complexities) of html.
Tuesday, November 5
Monday, November 4
we have had a good weekend but as ever it is monday and i feel really tired. i remember my mum always saying that when the school holidays ended and she had to go back to work she would feel more tired than when they started because her body had got used to resting. i think this is so true because as soon as i slow down it's hard to get the cogs turning more quickly again.
for those who are still interested (!) our house seems to be de-catting. it feels much like home now although weird that we actually own it. i'm suddenly paranoid about people moving furniture up and down stairs because of paint-work getting chipped. this was something my parents used to do so it is confirmed that i am turning into them!!
i am also starting to rectify the template that i trashed! our blog links are back on including some new ones so enjoy looking at those. i need to go now to take notes for one of the coolest students i work with. i am trying to think of note-taking as a craft (following something bryan said when he wasn't quoting the bible at me!!)