(bea)i forgot to use my new username. sorry. well, my lovely friend viv the amazing has sent me something very funny on email and it had me in tears with laughter. i thought i would share it with you all. i have edited it slightly in case those of a sensitive disposition are reading.

Some classic answers from Larry's Just-a-minute quiz.

Actual answers given to the bold Larry Gogan (Irish Radio Presenter).

1) Something a blind man might use?

A Sword

2) A Song with the word Moon in the title?
Blue Suede Moon

3) Name the Capital of France?
F

4) Name a bird with a long Neck?

Naomi Campbell

5) Name an occupation where you might need a torch?
A burglar

6) Where is the Taj Mahal?
Opposite the Dental Hospital

7) What is Hitlers first name?
Heil

9) Some famous brothers?
Bonnie and Clyde.

10) A dangerous race?
The Arabs

11) Something that floats in a bath?
Water

12) An item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers?
A horse

13) Something you wear on a beach?
A deckchair

14) A famous Royal?
Mail

15) Something that flies that doesn't have an engine?
A bicycle with wings

16) A famous bridge?
The Bridge Over Troubled Waters

17) Something a cat does?
Goes to the Toilet

18) Something you do in the bathroom?
Decorate

19) A method of securing your home?
Put the kettle on

20) Something associated with pigs?
The Police

22) Something people might be allergic to?
Skiing

23) Something you do before you go to bed?
Sleep

24) Something you put on walls?
A roof

25) Something Slippery?
A conman

26) A kind of ache?
A fillet of fish

27) A Jacket Potato topping?
Jam

28) A food that can be brown or white?
A potato

29) A famous Scotsman?
Jock

31) Something you open other than a door?
Your bowels