hi there everyone. i'm back at work now after my 5 weeks off and so the blogging season is back in full swing. rest assured that our blog will continue to entertain and amuse you whilst keeping your lives well-informed of our perigrinations. oh, and of course, i'll now be able to get into all your blogs and be praying for you on a daily basis - hooray!

a little something that i got via email today:

"¾ of the people don't know how the other ½ live."

"Before humans were around to milk them, cows were huge round creatures that would roll around pastures in much the same way as the giant balloons in The Prisoner, only with udders."

"You should never push your Granny when she's shaving."

"I think that because America was late for the last two world wars, that they're trying to be punctual for the next."

"The Russian/Ukrainian word for 'Freedom' is svoboda - which is strange because that's the name of the oven glove that lives in my toilet."

"My Hamster died lastnight. He fell asleep at the wheel."

"Bramwell Bronte, brother of the writers Emily and Charlotte, died standing up leaning against a mantlepiece, just to proove that it could be done."

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