it was me!!

well, last nights murder mystery was a good laugh, and i even had the honour of being the murderer. it would seem that i was given orders from my bosses (as someone deeply involved in the criminal underworld, but posing as an american journalist) to fix a race and make loads of money on it. so i drugged then suffocated the jockey of the favourite to win. it was me.... mwwaa ha ha..... (possibly some photos to follow)

oh - if you look carefully, you can see 2 screws in the top corners of the fire place - we had to drill those in (!) yesterday - my ears are still ringing. hope i've not got tinitus...